Google Maps ‘Bike There’

My roommates aren’t avid cyclists (yet), but they are avid zombie fanatics. We went to go see Diary of the Dead. (Did you know Google does movie listings?)

This led to the inevitable post-movie breakdown, and references to the best book evaaaaaaaaaaaah - The Zombie Survival Guide.

The top ten lessons for how to survive a zombie attack?

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Yet one more reason for Google to provide bicycle routes on Google Maps.